Eric: You know what, you guys? Eighteen is a big deal. We ought to get Hyde, like, the perfect Hyde gift. So, you know what? Let's try to put ourselves in a total Hyde state of mind.
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Eric: [chuckles] Yeah. Okay, now, what would Hyde want? Something stolen.
Donna: Stolen's good. But you know what's better? [snaps fingers] Stolen and dirty! So what's a good gift for Hyde that's stolen and dirty?
Kelso: Someone else's pig! No, no, wait. I got it! I got it. A street sign. We'll steal it, so it'll be stolen and it's dirty, so it'll be dirty.
Eric: Oh, my God. Kelso just solved his first word problem.
Kelso: Oh! Yeah, I learned those in Miss Carter's class 'cause I knew if I got one right that'd she'd give me a hug. No bra and they were always pointy. Now, that's good teaching.