Kelso Quote #384
Quote from Kelso in Hyde's Birthday
Eric: You know what, you guys? Eighteen is a big deal. We ought to get Hyde, like, the perfect Hyde gift. So, you know what? Let's try to put ourselves in a total Hyde state of mind.
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Eric: [chuckles] Yeah. Okay, now, what would Hyde want? Something stolen.
Donna: Stolen's good. But you know what's better? [snaps fingers] Stolen and dirty! So what's a good gift for Hyde that's stolen and dirty?
Kelso: Someone else's pig! No, no, wait. I got it! I got it. A street sign. We'll steal it, so it'll be stolen and it's dirty, so it'll be dirty.
Eric: Oh, my God. Kelso just solved his first word problem.
Kelso: Oh! Yeah, I learned those in Miss Carter's class 'cause I knew if I got one right that'd she'd give me a hug. No bra and they were always pointy. Now, that's good teaching.
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Hyde's Birthday’ Quotes
Quote from Kelso
Kelso: Red. Hey. You're wondering why I'm going through your stuff. Okay. That's... See, I needed, uh... to borrow your saw... because I need to chop down a tree. Because there's something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree. And I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs.
Red: Kelso, rabbits don't- How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
[Eric and Donna sneak into the garage as Red and Kelso stand on the drive]
Kelso: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Red: Eric threw a rabbit up a tree?
Kelso: Yeah. He's a sadistic bastard. You know he hit a cow?
Quote from Leo
Hyde: Oh, hey, uh, I can work tomorrow night if you want me to.
Leo: You're not working tomorrow, man. It's your birthday.
Hyde: Yeah, man, my 18th birthday. Otherwise known as the beginning of the end. The black hole, man. It's the death march. Look, if there's a war, I could get drafted.
Leo: If there's a war, I'll see you in Canada.
Hyde: That's not the point, Leo. I mean, there's other stuff too, you know.
Leo: Hey, don't get snippy with me, man.
Quote from Kitty
Red: Any good mail?
Kitty: Well, we got the new Yarn Barn catalog. And the model is showing cleavage? You know, if I want that in my house, I will watch McMillan and Wife.