Quote from Red in Eric's Corvette Caper
Red: Did you take my car out last night? Eric: No. Red: I know you didn't. Guess how I know! I stuck a hair across the ignition. Eric: A hair acro- You know, someday I'm gonna use that on my son. Red: Anyway, since I know I can trust you, I'm gonna let you drive it. [tosses Eric the keys] Eric: I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? Red: Start her up. Eric: Okay. [radio plays rock music] And I'm grounded. Red: For a month! Why did you do it? Eric: To impress this cheerleader. Red: No kidding? Well, then make it two weeks. So, uh, you gonna see her again? Eric: Well, can I have the car again? Red: Oh, she's that girl. I know that girl. Stay away from that girl.