Jackie: If you could be the princess in any country, what country would it be? I pick Monaco. See, I always wanted to wear my crown with a bikini. Donna, you're not listening to me! This is my life here.
Donna: Oh. Sorry. It's just- You know, today would've been my parents' anniversary. But my mom's gone, my dad's with Joanne, and Casey's out of town. So it just kind of sucks.
Jackie: You know what you need? A little Jackie magic. I am gonna dedicate my whole day to you.
Donna: Oh, like you did last month when I had to hold your corn dog and guard the van while you and Kelso did it at the 4-H Fair?
Jackie: Yeah. Wasn't that fun?