Fez: Kelso's on his way.
Eric: Okay, gentlemen. Take your positions.
[Kelso runs down the stairs into the basement]
Kelso: Okay. I'm here. Where's the dead bird?
Eric: Kelso, you're supposed to come in through the side door.
Kelso: What?
Red: [enters] Eric, I need you to take out the- [the bucket of oatmeal is dumped on Red]
Kelso: You guys are so dead.