Eric: Okay, look. Jackie. I-It's just one kiss, right? That's not so bad. Just tell Kelso what you told me about, you know, how you felt vulnerable and stuff.
Jackie: Now he doesn't even want to see me.
Eric: So, you know what? We'll go hang out in my basement and wait for him to come by. He left his bouncy ball there, so, you know, he's bound to be by sometime.
Jackie: You'd do that for me?
Eric: As long as you promise not to rat me out.
Jackie: Deal. So, friends?
Eric: As long as you promise not to tell people we're friends.