Eric: Okay, okay. I saw Jackie making out with the guy from the cheese shop. The little dude.
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Donna: No way!
Eric: Yup. But you're the only one I told, so don't say a word to anyone. Okay, my little secret squirrel?
Fez: My lips are sealed.
Eric: Good. 'Cause I knew I could count on you.
Hyde: You always can. Think about it. We hold information that could crush the very heart and soul of one of our best friends. I live for days like this!
Eric: Oh, but just remember, you're the only one I told.
Donna, Fez & Hyde: Your secret's safe with me.