Red: Kitty, I'm sorry. Next time, I'll be happy to... forget about the car and go to whatever figurine, quilting, macramé, man-killing thing you want to do.
Kitty: Actually, there's a knitting bee at the community center right now.
Red: You're kidding. [chuckles]
Kitty: And you know what they say about those knitters: They spin quite a yarn! [snorts, laughs]
Red: You know what would really teach me a lesson? Leaving me at home to, you know, think about what I've done.
Kitty: If you're not in that car in two seconds, I'll make you carry my knitting basket.
Red: Coming, dear.