Eric: No. Guess who was voted Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking?
Fez: Tommy Larkin? Well, he is dreamy.
Eric: No. Me, thank you very much.
Kelso: Congratulations, Eric. I guess this opens up a whole new world for you. One where you can actually date chicks.
Eric: And don't think I haven't already thought of that, my friend.
[fantasy:]
[title: "Pick a Chick"]
Eric: Bachelorina #1, I've been diagnosed with a disease that makes me irresistible to women. If you were my doctor, what would you do to treat me?
Bachelorina #1: I'd order you to stay in bed for three weeks. With me. [applause]
Eric: Uh-oh. I 'm feeling better already. Bachelorina #2
Bachelorina #2: Well, I'd have you strip down for a complete physical. [applause]
Eric: Well, then I guess we know what's up, Doc. [laughs] Number 3?
Bachelorina #3: I'd write you a prescription for love and tell you to take me three times a day.
Eric: Careful, I might O.D.
Hyde: Well, Eric it's time to choose. Which one of these luscious, fawning chicks will it be?
Eric: [sighs] Gosh, they all sound so great. I can't decide.
Hyde: Well, that's okay. You're Point Place High's Most Eligible Viking. You can have them all!
Eric: How tremendously fair!
Hyde: Kelso, tell Eric what he gets.
Kelso: Bachelorina Number #1 is a hot cheerleader. Bachelorina Number #2 is a hot cheerleader. Bachelorina Number #3 is a hot gymnast who used to be a hot cheerleader.
Hyde: Well, until next time this is Eric's jealous friend Hyde saying, "I wish I was Eric Forman."' So long!
[reality:]
Hyde: Forman, don't put me in your fantasies. I don't even like being in your real life.
Fez: You can put me in your fantasies. I don't mind. I don't have a lot going on.