[Jackie's dream sequence:]
Jackie: Oh, Toto. Losing Snow Queen has left me searching for guidance. Surely, the Wizard of Oz can help.
Kelso: Oh, well- Jackie, why'd you make me the Scarecrow? He needs a brain.
Jackie: No. No, I made you the Scarecrow because you love chasing birds.
Kelso: I do love chasing birds.
Jackie: Okay.
Hyde: Is this some kind of joke, 'cause I'm not laughing. Kelso's the Scarecrow? [chuckles]
Jackie: Yeah.
Fez: Look, guys! I'm a bear.
Jackie: Fez, you're the Cowardly Lion.
Fez: But I want to be a bear.
Kelso: At least you got a brain.
Hyde: This sucks.
Jackie: Oh, will everyone just shut up? When it's your dream, you can be whatever you want.
Fez: I want to be a bear.
Donna: Jackie, what the hell?
Eric: [laughs] She totally made you a witch. That's so awesome!
Donna: She made you a flying monkey.
Eric: What? Oh, crap!
Donna: Let's kick her ass!
Hyde: Yeah.
Jackie: [screams] Miss Wizard, I'm confused. I lost Snow Queen. And now I'm wondering if titles and popularity aren't as important as being a good person.
Wizard: Well, how do you know when you're a good person? When everyone likes you, right? When you're popular. [Jackie gasps] And how do you know when you're popular?
Jackie: Oh, my God! When you win titles like Snow Queen! Winning titles and being a good person are the same thing.
Wizard: So you go after that title, child.
Jackie: Oh, I will, Miss Wizard. I will.
Wizard: And remember, if someone calls you shallow, they're just jealous. [echoes] Just jealous. Jealous. Jealous.