Jackie: Yeah, we'll show Penny with our new sunlamp tans. How dare she come into our town and try to "out-hot" us.
Donna: I know. I mean, we don't go to her town and try and "out-whore" her. Well, she can't just show up all hot, shaking her butt around our guys. If our guys are gonna fantasize about moisturizing anybody, it should be us.
Jackie: Right. But we're not gonna let them do that, are we?
Donna: Let's just hope it doesn't come to that.