Penny: This Wisconsin air is so dry I really should go inside and moisturize before I lose my tan.
Fez: I have lotion.
Hyde: I think the best plan is for all of us to go to the movies - except for me and Penny, who will stay here and moisturize each other.
Kelso: What? Screw that, I'm gonna moisturize too.
Jackie: Michael!
Kelso: I'll just do, like, a leg or something. Fine.