Thomas: How exciting. My first American road trip. I can't wait to see Lake Dill-hole.
Fez: Well, the wait is over. We're here. Now, hop out, you crazy son of a gun. [Thomas exits]
Hyde: This is the Michigan border.
Fez: Well, what do you know.
Thomas: So where is Lake Dill-hole?
Fez: Oh, it's right there behind the Get Bent Memorial. So get bent, dill-hole! [tires screech] What's the score now? Oh, here we go. Fez: one. Thomas : stranded in Michigan! Oh, I kill me.
Hyde: Nice job.
Fez: Thanks. I learned from the best.
Hyde: Thanks. I would've taken his clothes.
Fez: That's why you're the king.