[circle in the church:]
Eric: So... dipping into the frankincense, I see. Well, no more of that. Okay? We're gonna do this play the way it was meant to be done. And no spacemen. And anyone who doesn't like that is no Christmas friend of mine.
Kelso: And we should be a little bit nicer to those of us who want to watch Christmas specials. I mean, when Rudolph's nose shone so bright and Santa realized he could guide the sleigh at night... That was a great moment in American history.
Hyde: Kelso, Rudolph was small, had a girlie voice and I'm pretty sure he was a little light in the hooves if you know what I mean.
Fez: [chuckles] Of course he was light in the hooves. He could fly! [chuckles] Oh, oh, oh. I would have guessed Prancer.
Eric: Well, you've all ignored me, so I'll take that as a resounding vote of confidence. Guys, let's do this thing!
Pastor Dave: [enters] What on God's green earth?
Eric: But Pastor Dave, I was just-
Pastor Dave: Oh, I know what you were doing. I recognize that smell from the AC/DC concert. I was handing out leaflets!
Eric: No, but I wasn't-
Pastor Dave: Eric Forman, you're fired.
Eric: You know what? Fine. [exits]
Kelso: Rudolph had a girlfriend! Her name was Clarice. She thought he was cute. Okay, if anyone was gay, it was that- that Hermey. I mean, no straight elf has hair like that.