Eric: How come Red is such a hard-ass, and I am so... I mean... Okay, when a bear has a baby it's a little bear, right? My dad's a bear, but I'm like a duck.
Donna: Eric, you were a bear when you were born but Red pounded you into the duck that we know and love.
Eric: So, what are you saying? It's- It's Red's fault?
Kelso: Yeah. But the good news is, as a duck you can move more easily through the water.