Girl #1: Hey, Eric, we're sorry we called you a cat-killer bastard porn freak.
Eric: Oh, so, you read my story, huh?
Girl #2: No, we read part two of Donna's story. The ending is so beautiful.
Eric: Part- Huh? Beauti- What? "And as Wanda walked away, she knew in her heart she would never stop loving Derek."
Hyde: Wow, that's good writing. It's emotional, and it screws you.