Kitty: Michael, how could you bring poor, sweet Fez to the Piggly Wiggly? There are a lot of footloose women in that store. Do you know Joyce Ferguson?
Kelso: Who? No! That's a lie!
Kitty: What?
Kelso: What?
Kitty: What?
Kelso: What?
Kitty: And you! Grabbing strange rear ends is no way to meet a nice girl. It's rude, ungentlemanly behavior that will not be appreciated by a woman of class. And thank you for the compliment. It made my day.