Eric: I thought we were in love.
Red: Oh, God.
Eric: And then it all just blows apart. And all that's left is this big hole, you know?
Red: Uh, no, I don't. Oh, but there is a gopher hole out back. And if you shove the hose down and flush him out, I'll stand at the other end and hit him in the head with a shovel.
Eric: Uh-huh. Just go, Dad.
Red: Thanks. Thank you.