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Eric: Ah, the ring of love. Just holding it makes me feel mellow and content. Actually, that might not be the ring. [chuckles]
Fez: Why is everybody but Fez in love? If I don't get some romance soon, I'm going to give myself a blister. Well, another blister.
Hyde: Tell you what, Fez. I'm going to take you cruising for chicks in the El Camino. And I'm gonna let you buy the gas and buy my dinner. And if we meet a chick, I'm gonna let you walk home.
Kelso: Guys, what if Jackie doesn't want a ring from a guy like me? I mean, sure, I'm good looking, but I can't be trusted.
Eric: No, you guys are the perfect couple. You do the bad stuff, and she tries to catch you. She's Smokey to your Bandit. God, it's like that movie applies to everything!
Kelso: I just... I wish there was a way I could give Jackie a thing that wasn't actually the ring. You know, like a a test gift just to see what she would say. And then if it went bad, I could just walk away. Hey, am I talking in rhyme? I wish I could do that all the time. Oh! Oh, man!