Kelso: [inner monologue] All right, this has got to be one of Jackie's tests. I mean, Tiffany never comes on to me. But what if it's not? I mean, let's face it, I look good today. That new conditioner's really working out. All right, but the real question is, should I risk it? And my body says yes, and my head says yes, but my heart says no. Aw, my stupid heart's right. [out loud] I can't. I mean, I appreciate the offer and all 'cause you're, like, really hot but the only girl I want to make out with is Jackie, so-
Jackie: [enters] Oh, Michael, you did it! You did it! You passed the last test!
Tiffany: Did you believe me, Michael?
Kelso: Yeah, sure.
Tiffany: Oh, good, because I'm in drama club, and I really want-
Jackie: Yeah, thank you, Tiffany, bye-bye. [squeals] Michael, now I know I can honestly trust you with all my heart. Ooh!
Kelso: Um... Jackie, Donna told me about the test. So I knew what was going on, and I didn't say anything. So maybe I don't deserve to be with you because that wasn't very honest of me.
Jackie: But telling me that was.
Kelso: Damn. You're right. So you'll take me back?
Jackie: Yeah, Michael.
Kelso: I love you, Jackie Burkhart.
Jackie: I love you too, Michael Kelso.