Kitty: Huh. Midge didn't invite me either. But I'm sure they're having a party. I saw them bring a keg and a lot of chairs into the house.
Red: Well, you don't know that they're having a party. Bob's out of work. The two of them might be starting some weirdo church. You know, the kind of church where you, uh, sit around on chairs and drink beer.
Kitty: I'm sure Midge will be over any minute - the last minute, like always, to invite us.
Red: I tell you, I like the sound of a beer church.