Kitty: You know, Red, with the house empty this weekend, it might be a- a nice opportunity for a little romance.
Red: Uh-huh.
Kitty: Is that, "Uh-huh, my passion burns for you" or "Uh-huh, you're as exciting as an old hat"?
Red: Well, what kind of old hat?
Kitty: How about a hat that's about to be super P.O.'d?
Red: Oh. Then the passion one.