[dream sequence:]
Kelso: Well, Genie Jackie, I am in the mood for some hot master-genie loving.
Jackie: Oh, I'm sorry, Master Major Michael. But what we are going to have is a warm master-genie friendship. In fact, I am the master now, and you are the genie. [boing] Except you will not have any genie powers. You will just do as I say. Now, do my math homework, Genie. [boing]
Kelso: No.