Dale: And two of them to turn the ladder. [chuckles]
Red: [forced laugh] Yeah. Yeah, those Polish people, they sure don't know much about lightbulbs.
Dale: Exactly. Two of them turn the ladder.
[fantasy:]
Dale: So Sammy Davis Jr., the pope and this Polish guy are on a plane, see? And there's only the one parachute.
Tony: Hey, Red, seeing as how you're dead and all, can I have those shoes?
Kitty: Get away from him! Red, honey, your funeral's a big hit. You are corpse of the year.
Red: Just put the lid on, Kitty. I need some freakin' quiet.