[fantasy:]
Red: Oh, damn it! Did Bob kill me?
Kitty: Oh, but he just feels super bad about it.
Red: Mm-hmm. So, where is everyone?
Kitty: Boy, you can hardly tell where your head was crushed. [laughs]
Red: Where are all my friends?
Kitty: You don't really have any friends, Red. You know, it's- it's an unfortunate side effect of telling everybody to-to stick it up their butts.
Red: Yeah. Gee, I guess you're right, Kitty. Maybe I should have been nicer.
Kitty: Yeah. Oh, well. Hindsight's twenty-twenty. You just lie back and enjoy your coffin. Ooh, satin. That's nice.
[reality:]
Bob: Red! Red! Oh, I'm so sorry! It was an accident.
Red: Bob, I never thought I'd say this... but I'm glad you're my friend. [hugs Bob]
Bob: Red, I never thought I'd say this, but you smell nice.