Jackie: I am so grossed out. I need a Calgon bath, a facial, some Tater Tots and some Jean Naté.
Donna: This night was the worst.
Jackie: I know. I mean, I am not gonna find love in a bar. All I'm gonna find there are guys who used to French my mom. Just this morning, I was playing with My Pretty Ponies. Look what you've done to me! Look!
Donna: Me? I'm not the one who hooked up with the volunteer fire department.
Jackie: I am never gonna meet anybody and I'm never, ever gonna feel better, ever.
Donna: Jackie, when you're sad, you look exactly like Mary Tyler Moore.
Jackie: Oh, my God! Donna, I do. I am gonna make it after all!