Bob: Hey, Red. Some parade, huh?
Red: Yeah, sure was, till the National Guard got there.
Bob: Look, I just came over to invite you to my barbecue.
Red: Your barbecue? Bob, I have an annual barbecue every Veteran's Day. It's my day because I'm a veteran.
Bob: Well, I'm a veteran too. And I'm having a barbecue, and you can't stop me. [walks out]
Jackie: Hey, Mr. Pinciotti, I didn't know you were in the Boy Scouts.
Bob: Ah.