Kelso: Jackie, what are these?
Jackie: Uh... Van sticks.
Kelso: No. Jackie, these- these are not van sticks. These are drumsticks. Whose drumsticks are they?
Donna: Oh, wow, Jackie. What's up?
Jackie: Okay. Fine. You know what? I used your van to drive Chip and his band to a gig.
Kelso: Jackie, is Chip a girl?
Jackie: Uh, no.
Kelso: You had other guys in my van?
Hyde: You're dating a band?
Jackie: It wasn't a date. It was a gig.
Kelso: Whatever it was, it was a gross misuse of van. And, uh... And you owe me money. Big-time!
Jackie: I owe you money? What about all the stuff I bought you while we were together?
Kelso: That does not count. You gave me those things so I would love you.