Fez: Then she fell asleep, and I stroke her hair.
Hyde: You did the right thing, Fez, but a word of advice. Next time you tell the story, you nailed her.
Kelso: Yeah, but, you know, it's better you didn't 'cause scamming on another guy's woman, that's totally breaking the code.
Eric: [enters] Donna told me what you did, you dill-hole!
Kelso: No, she's lying! [shouting] Oh, that's my nipple!