Red: Geez, I wish I had a quarter for every time I caught you making out with the neighbor girl.
Eric: I wish I had a quarter for every time you embarrassed me.
Red: I wish you did too, 'cause then you'd be a millionaire and you could find someplace else to live.
Eric: What? And leave all this?
Kitty: Okay, fellas. Who wants brownies and a nice glass of milk?
Red: Oh, geez.