Red: Hey. Steven brought that stuff into my house. And I'm putting stop to it before things get out of control.
Kitty: Oh, out of control how?
Red: Well, I'll tell you how.
[black-and-white fantasy: "The Dope Fiends":]
Hyde: Say, chum, where ya headed?
Eric: Just to see my best girl Donna, that's where. We're gonna split a soda pop. It'll be keen.
Hyde: Soda pop, eh? I have something that's even keener than soda pop. It's called marijuana.
Eric: "Mari-what-a"?
Hyde: Come. I'll show you.
[later, Jackie dances to rag-time music as she joins the guys the Formans' smoke-filled living room:]
Kelso: [laughs hysterically]
Eric: Hyde, you were right. Marijuana's the bee's knees.
Hyde: Yep. All it takes is one puff to make you hopelessly addicted.
Eric: I am hopelessly addicted.
Kelso: [laughs hysterically]
Fez: [enters] Here's a new shipment, fresh from whatever-the-hell country I am from.
Donna: [enters] Gee whillikers, Eric. Where have you been? You missed choir practice.
Eric: Sorry, dollface. But now, thanks to marijuana, I'm incurably insane.
Donna: Well, I'm not gonna let a swell kid like you ruin your life.
Hyde: Not so fast, sister. I need that for the schoolchildren.
Eric: No! [gunshot]
Donna: Alas, marijuana has ended my young, promising life.
Red: [enters] This is what's happening all over America. And it could happen in your home, or yours, or... [points straight at the camera]... yours!