Red Quote #221
Quote from Red in Reefer Madness
Red: Hey. Steven brought that stuff into my house. And I'm putting stop to it before things get out of control.
Kitty: Oh, out of control how?
Red: Well, I'll tell you how.
[black-and-white fantasy: "The Dope Fiends":]
Hyde: Say, chum, where ya headed?
Eric: Just to see my best girl Donna, that's where. We're gonna split a soda pop. It'll be keen.
Hyde: Soda pop, eh? I have something that's even keener than soda pop. It's called marijuana.
Eric: "Mari-what-a"?
Hyde: Come. I'll show you.
[later, Jackie dances to rag-time music as she joins the guys the Formans' smoke-filled living room:]
Kelso: [laughs hysterically]
Eric: Hyde, you were right. Marijuana's the bee's knees.
Hyde: Yep. All it takes is one puff to make you hopelessly addicted.
Eric: I am hopelessly addicted.
Kelso: [laughs hysterically]
Fez: [enters] Here's a new shipment, fresh from whatever-the-hell country I am from.
Donna: [enters] Gee whillikers, Eric. Where have you been? You missed choir practice.
Eric: Sorry, dollface. But now, thanks to marijuana, I'm incurably insane.
Donna: Well, I'm not gonna let a swell kid like you ruin your life.
Hyde: Not so fast, sister. I need that for the schoolchildren.
Eric: No! [gunshot]
Donna: Alas, marijuana has ended my young, promising life.
Red: [enters] This is what's happening all over America. And it could happen in your home, or yours, or... [points straight at the camera]... yours!
That '70s Show Quotes
‘Reefer Madness’ Quotes
Quote from Fez
Hyde: Look, Forman. I appreciate what you're trying to do, you know? But you getting into trouble is not going to help me get out of trouble, okay? Okay?
Eric: Okay.
Hyde: Okay. Everybody just stop worrying, all right? I'll be fine.
Fez: Yes. It will be good for you in the FotoHut. Maybe you will develop some character. [laughs] Get it? Develop? [laughs] Oh, fine. I guess I'm not funny. Kiss my brown ass.
Quote from Red
Red: No! I don't want to talk about Steven! Subject closed.
Kitty: Red.
Red: For God's sakes, Kitty. We took him into our home. We treated him like our own son.
Eric: You treat him better than your own son.
Red: I'll tell you one thing. I'm not bailing him out. He can rot in that jail, for all I care.
Eric: Actually, uh, they already let him out. Gave him probation.
Red: Probation? Well, isn't that just ducky? You know how they treat their criminals in Russia? First offense, five years in Siberia. Second offense, 10 years. Believe you me, there is no third offense.
Kitty: Unless the criminal likes to make snow angels. [laughs]
Quote from Leo
Leo: Hey, man, you missed your shift at the Fotohut. You better have a damn good excuse.
Hyde: I got busted.
Leo: Damn. That's a good excuse. So what'd they get you for?
Jackie: For loving me.
Leo: [laughs] 'Cause she's, like, 14?
Hyde: I got busted for possession.
Leo: Oh, man. Join the club.
Hyde: Yeah, thanks.
Leo: No. I mean, join the club, man. We meet every Thursday. We're trying to raise money for a field trip to Amsterdam.