Jackie: Hey, uh, Fez, we need to talk.
Fez: Okay, fine. I used your deodorant because I wanted to see if it was strong enough for a man. By the way, it wasn't.
Jackie: Fez, you see, when I heard you were ready to be with one woman, I got really excited. But that's because I thought you were talking about someone else.
Fez: Who?
[As Jackie kisses Fez, Caroline enters the apartment]
Caroline: Fez!
Fez: Um, I can explain.
Caroline: Go ahead.
Fez: Um, her tongue was in my mouth and then you walked in.
Caroline: You cheating bastard. Oh... Why do you make me do this to you? [pulls Fez to the floor]
Fez: [o.s.] Not in the face! Ow! Okay, the face! The face!