[fantasy:]
Hilary: Hi, honey, how was your day?
Fez: Great, great. I scared an entire village and I tore down all the trees in the forest. What's for dinner?
Hilary: I made you a special dish.
Fez: Macaroni and children?
[Bob is sitting in the giant pot]
Fez: Italian, my favorite.
Bob: I do smell good. Hey, save me a piece of me.