Bob: Hey, there. I was just putting out the trash and heard you two having a little spat, so I figured you'd probably want me to come and take a side.
Kitty: Okay, well, my engagement ring is lost and Red doesn't even give a damn. And I don't understand it because even if he doesn't care about the sentimental value, it still cost $1,000.
Bob: 1,000 bucks? So you finally replaced the old cheap one, huh?
Kitty: What?
Red: Bob...
Bob: Oh, jeez. You blew it now, Red. [chuckles]