Fez: Hey, where's my kiss? I'm the one who wiped off all the graffiti.
Hyde: What?
Fez: Yeah, some jerk named Peter Frampton wrote his name on it.
Hyde: Fez, you moron! This is Peter Frampton's guitar!
Fez: Who?
Hyde: Peter Frampton! The talentless idiot that a million brainless teenage girls made a star.
Jackie: I love Peter Frampton.
Hyde: A million and one.