Eric: Kelso. Man, you're not seriously comin' to dinner tonight, are you?
Kelso: Why shouldn't I? You know, Jackie broke up with me, and I needed a girlfriend, and Laurie's it. Plus, I need to eat, so I'm coming to dinner.
Donna: God, Kelso, you're lame. And you're sad. But if you go to dinner with Red, you're gonna get your just desserts.
Kelso: I don't really care what they serve. I just want to be there for Laurie. You know? Hope it's pie.
Donna: Oh, Kelso... It's gonna be so bad. [to Eric] Can I come to dinner tonight?
Eric: No!
Kelso: Look. Red loves Laurie. Right? And Laurie likes me. Therefore, Red has to like me. I mean, what father wouldn't like the guy who's nailing his daughter?