Jackie: Hi, I'm here to see Christine St. George.
Receptionist: Do you have an appointment?
Jackie: No, but I am her biggest fan and I would love to be her co-anchor.
Receptionist: Okay, have a seat and a psychiatrist will be right with you.
Kitty: Oh, please, miss, couldn't you just let us in for two minutes?
Receptionist: I got a better idea. How about if I let you in for no minutes?
Jackie: Please? Please, could you let us in? I know I have what it takes to be on TV and I just need to demonstrate my talents to Christine.
Kitty: Oh, and I just want an autograph. Or a souvenir. [chuckles] She made cheesecake on yesterday's show. Is that around?
Receptionist: You really want to get in, huh? Okay, I'm thinking of a number between one and 10.
Kitty: Six.
Receptionist: You got it!
Jackie: [gasps] Wait. So does that mean we can go in?
Receptionist: No. That's the number of cops I'm gonna call if you don't beat it.
Jackie: But I'm supposed to be her co-anchor!
Receptionist: And I'm supposed to be Brooke Shields. Ain't life a bitch?