Quote from Donna in Who Needs You
Donna: [into microphone] Okay, listen up, you tightwads. I can't go home till I've raised 500 bucks. So this is how it's gonna work. Donate a quarter, I'll take a picture with you. Drop in a dollar, I'll sign your butt. Anybody who donates 50 bucks, I'll take off my clothes and show you stuff!