Donna: [into microphone] Hot Donna here. Heading into my 12th hour on the air. Our top news story, I've raised $38 and my ass is asleep. I guess what I'm trying to say is, "Where the hell are all my fans?" Yeah, I know you're home listening. I've signed enough of your bellies to know you're not out on dates! You know what? Just forget it. I'll find my own change, you cheap bastards!