Kitty: What in the world?
Hyde: Oh, you didn't know? Yeah, Fez is dating an older lady. Apparently, you taking him to all those PTA meetings really paid off.
Kitty: Fez is your younger man? My Fez?
Marsha: Isn't he gorgeous? I think I'll keep him for a couple of months.
Fez: Did you hear that? I'm booked till March.
Kitty: Fez, you can't date her.
Fez: Why not?
Kitty: Well, in the first place, she's so... old.
Randy: Isn't she kind of the same age as Mrs. Forman?
Red: Yeah, say that louder, that'll really help.
Kitty: How dare you dig your dirty claws into this innocent boy?
Fez: Wow, it's almost like she was right in the room with us.
Kitty: Fez, this is an atrocity. You two have to stop seeing each other right now.
Fez: You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mother.
Kitty: You know what? Fine! Then you just... You do whatever the hell you want!