Quote from Kitty in Red Fired Up
Kitty: Laurie, I have to talk to you. [split-screen with Kitty talking to Laurie and Hyde talking to Kelso:] Hyde: Kelso, we gotta confab, man. Laurie & Kelso: Okay. Kitty: Too many times I have sat idly by and watched you make bad choices. Hyde: I've seen you screw up an awful lot. And sure, I've enjoyed it. Hyde & Kitty: But now, you've gone too far. Do you know what this is about? Laurie: Duh. I'm not an idiot. Kelso: Nuh-uh. Kitty: Michael has some nice qualities, but... Hyde: Laurie's got great legs, and a fine rack, but... Kitty: He's just a boy. Hyde: She's a major skankoid. Kitty: And you don't know where a boy like that will end up. Hyde: And you don't know where a girl like that has been. Kitty: Now, I know. I know you want a boyfriend who's weak and easily manipulated. Hyde: Now, I know you're weak and easily manipulated. Kitty: But you have got to learn to think about the future. Hyde: But you've got to learn to think. Kitty: And... Kitty & Hyde: And make smart choices. 'Cause what's convenient isn't always what's best. Kitty: If it were, I'd just throw on a muumuu and eat out of a can. Hyde: If it were, this frozen pizza wouldn't taste like monkey butt. Laurie: Okay. Are you done with this little lecture? Kelso: Okay. You done with that pizza? Hyde & Kitty: Yes. And I think I've made my point. Laurie: [inner monologue] Oh, god. I've got to get my own place. Kelso: [inner monologue] This doesn't taste like monkey butt.