Kelso: Man, my life sucks. Ever since Jackie left, I'm no good at pinball.
Fez: You were never good at pinball.
Hyde: Let's look at the bright side of not having Jackie. First, no Jackie. Second, now you can do all the things that you could never do when you were with her, man. Which was at last count... everything.
Kelso: Oh, man. You're right. You know, Jackie never ever wanted me to, like, cheat on her, or grow a beard, and I always wanted to. And now I can let this grow out!
Fez: May I grow one, too?
Kelso: I don't know, Fez. The two of us growing beards together... Isn't that kind of girlie?
Fez: Hmm, well, I just figure the more the hairier. [laughs] [nobody else laughs] Oh, I'm surrounded by idiots.