Kelso: Listen, Hyde, I'm sorry about this mess, man. But you can't get married and not expect your buds to throw you a party. I mean, your life is over, we gotta celebrate!
Hyde: Yeah. Where were you guys gonna take me, anyway?
Kelso: The Formans'.
Hyde: Huh. Where I live. Yeah, I can see why you needed an elaborate plan to get me there.
Sgt. Davis: All right, since Officer Kelso is responsible for this, the rest of you are free to go. It's not your fault your friend is a complete moron.
Kelso: Well, that's true. You can't choose your friends.