Kelso: You guys are not gonna believe this. I was fired! I'm off the force.
Hyde: Man, if only I had said I didn't want a bachelor party maybe none of this would have happened. Oh, well.
Kelso: Oh, it was humiliating. They took my badge and they took my gun and then when I went to say goodbye to the police dog, I accidentally shot him. There is only one thing that would cheer me up tonight.
Fez: A strip club?
Kelso: You freaky little mind reader! Let's go, I'll drive. We'll take my cop car.
Hyde: Wait, you didn't have to turn that in?
Kelso: They didn't even ask!