Jackie: Uh, Steven, I just wanna let you know that we're through. If you're gonna go off and marry someone you don't even know, then we can't be together anymore.
Hyde: Okay. Well, I guess you always have Kelso to fall back on. Or Fez.
Fez: Hey, what? Did I hear my name? Are Jackie and I going to do it? Can somebody tell me what's going on?
Jackie: Steven, I have been so stupid for so long. I tried to force Michael to marry me, I tried to force you to marry me. And last night, I threw myself at some unavailable creep I didn't even like.
Kelso: Well, now you've hit a new low. Throwing yourself at some guy on Rosh Hashanah.
Jackie: So you know what? I am done making an ass of myself for you. Or any other guys. In fact, I'm done with guys completely.
Kelso: Hear that, Hyde? We screwed her up so bad she's switching to chicks! How awesome are we!