Fez: [inner monologue] Okay, Fez. Asking Jackie out is a big opportunity for you. And if she says no, don't cry. Just be witty and polite. Stick to the script. And most importantly, speak slowly and enunciate. [dials phone]
Jackie: [answers phone] Hello.
Fez: "Hello, Jackie, how are you doing today? I am fine. Nice weather lately, huh? Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?"
Jackie: Okay. Wait, who is this?
Fez: It's me, Fez.
Jackie: Oh. Okay.
Fez: I just thought that since you and Kelso are no longer dating...
Jackie: How is Michael doing?
Fez: Uh, fine, I guess. Actually, he seems dumber.
Jackie: Well, you know what, that's great. 'Cause I'm doing fine, too. Just fine.
Fez: Well, if you are fine, then I'm dandy. You... You and me, fine and dandy. Did you hang up?
Jackie: No.
Fez: Pick you up at 8:00?
Jackie: Fine.
Fez: Dandy.