Jackie: [v.o. montage] "You are a dog, Michael, a dirty, dirty dog!" "You are an idiot, and science is stupid!" "I have had it with you!" "You are weird, and I'm going home." "If you're not telling the truth, I will find out. 'Cause I'm smart, and you aren't." "I am in love with a doofus."
Kelso: [sobs] All the memories.