Kelso: They said they'd wait out front. Here we go, cold beer and hot babes!
Fez: Or vice-versa.
Hyde: Hey, guys, did we get a yes or a no on the fat question?
Fez: Oh, goody, they're not fat, they're just old!
Kelso: If your voice is hot, then you should be hot, those are the rules. Damn old ladies with hot voices. Let's go.
Fez: No, no, I'm staying. You two are shallow.
Kelso: I'm not shallow, Fez, I just judge chicks on their looks.
Fez: Suit yourself, but sometimes the old ones are super grateful.
Hyde: Yeah, okay, Fez, but if you wind up at some car feeling up June Cleaver don't come crying to me.