Quote from Bob in Burning Down the House
Midge: Your turn, Red. Red: Okay, fine. "Cueball." [clears throat] I'm sorry, Bob. Bob: Sorry? Why apologize to me? I like billiards. Billiards are fun. Okay, so you all know. Midge: I don't know anything. Bob: I wear a toupee. Midge: Bob! If you tell them, they'll know. Bob: I wear a rug. So what?